China to Invade California

Today I thought I would blog about a wacky conspiracy theory I heard the other day. You can believe this story or not. I was talking with a friend who has a friend “ya funny” who is a scientist for inl. Inl stands for Idaho National Labatories they are involved with Nuclear Energy, and Home land security.
He is 100% convinced china in the near future is going to invade California, “hahahahaha”. Sounds crazy right? Why would china invade California? They’ll invade your home; make you capitalist so you can turn your lawn into a rice paddy? California has the 7th largest economy in the WORLD! With an annual GSP of $876 billion, (Larger than Australia, Canada, Mexico, or Sweden's). Largest agriculture producer in USA--$18 BILLION. To sum it up California feeds the world, and why wouldn’t china want California.
(Sermon From The Corporate Church) - Hurricane winds pound at the gates of Fortress America and our leaders send out the order for more straw and sand to pound into the widening cracks. The harder the winds of change blow the more apparent it becomes that our “leaders” cannot lead.
I’m sure were all-aware of how many trillions of dollars in debt the United States is in. Do you know who were in debt to? “China. Feb 26 2009 Beijing, China -- Sources at the United States Embassy in Beijing China have confirmed that the United States of America has tendered to China a written agreement which grants to the People's Republic of China, an option to exercise Eminent Domain within the USA, as collateral for China's continued purchase of US Treasury Notes and existing US Currency reserves! This means that in the event the US Government defaults on its financial obligations to China, the Communist Government of China would be permitted to physically take -- inside the USA -- land, buildings, factories, perhaps even entire city’s and states - to satisfy the financial obligations of the US government. “We hate you” an actual statement from luo ping one of china’s leaders talking about the United States government. And Americans are wondering whether the "China threat" is nightmarishly real.
Do you have any wacky conspiracy theories you’d like to share?