MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO

My wife and me have been living in Idaho< for about eight months now. We have had a lot of good times, and interesting cold days. It started out as a long 14-hour two-day trip, from sunny California. We were both scared and Optimistic all at the same time. We have done all sorts of fun, winter activities, some skiing, snowboarding, sledding and loved every minute of it. Don’t get me wrong though it’s nice to live in warm temperature all year around. Wouldn’t it be nice to have the best of both worlds! I need a private jet.

My dad has recently given me a 1971 GMC suburban; this vehicle has been in the family since I can remember. I have put a ton of time, effort, and money making it tip top. New bucket seats, a ton of engine parts, and few trips to the junkyard. It’s an old rust bucket but I love it, it’s taken my wify some convincing to love it to, but I think she’s coming around.

Its finally summer! I can actually go out side in my t-shirt and flip flops know, yippee. We have been doing a lot of summer activates so far. We have done a couple riding/camping trips, which are a blast I’m starting to enjoy all the camping more than riding, jk ya right. I know what you are all thinking, why doesn’t this bum get a job! Ha-ha it’s all right, I don’t blame ya! Just for the record though, for all you hatters I see a lot of “good” things coming in the near future. Yes it involves me getting a job. I have been reading that book “the secret” by opra!.

I live with my wife, sister and her two kids, and that makes me the only man in the house. I was mowing the lawn, and my neighbor came over and intruduced himself. So we cheat chatted for a while. And then asked what I do for a living? I told him, I have two-sugar mamas with good jobs, just moved here from Utah, and I am retired. He looked at me kind of funny, and said “ok you have a good day then”. I didn’t think the guy would take me serious. Now my wife, and sister see him, he’s winking, giving them the old go head, ha-ha. So the other day I see him pull up in a uhal, and starts loading up his house! I ask, “Were you moving to neighbor”. He replies “Utah” so I’m thinking to myself, this guy moving to Utah to try his hand at polygamies? So I ask him “why Utah” He replies “I have been reading this book called the secret”. It says to think positive and all your wildest dreams will come true. So I say, “Alright neighbor good luck”. A month later he comes back with three wives, including the one he had. So that’s when I started watching opra.
P.S some of this is a fictional story, my attempt to, ad-lib! Hope you enjoyed.

China to Invade California

Today I thought I would blog about a wacky conspiracy theory I heard the other day. You can believe this story or not. I was talking with a friend who has a friend “ya funny” who is a scientist for inl. Inl stands for Idaho National Labatories they are involved with Nuclear Energy, and Home land security.
He is 100% convinced china in the near future is going to invade California, “hahahahaha”. Sounds crazy right? Why would china invade California? They’ll invade your home; make you capitalist so you can turn your lawn into a rice paddy? California has the 7th largest economy in the WORLD! With an annual GSP of $876 billion, (Larger than Australia, Canada, Mexico, or Sweden's). Largest agriculture producer in USA--$18 BILLION. To sum it up California feeds the world, and why wouldn’t china want California.
(Sermon From The Corporate Church) - Hurricane winds pound at the gates of Fortress America and our leaders send out the order for more straw and sand to pound into the widening cracks. The harder the winds of change blow the more apparent it becomes that our “leaders” cannot lead.
I’m sure were all-aware of how many trillions of dollars in debt the United States is in. Do you know who were in debt to? “China. Feb 26 2009 Beijing, China -- Sources at the United States Embassy in Beijing China have confirmed that the United States of America has tendered to China a written agreement which grants to the People's Republic of China, an option to exercise Eminent Domain within the USA, as collateral for China's continued purchase of US Treasury Notes and existing US Currency reserves! This means that in the event the US Government defaults on its financial obligations to China, the Communist Government of China would be permitted to physically take -- inside the USA -- land, buildings, factories, perhaps even entire city’s and states - to satisfy the financial obligations of the US government. “We hate you” an actual statement from luo ping one of china’s leaders talking about the United States government. And Americans are wondering whether the "China threat" is nightmarishly real.
Do you have any wacky conspiracy theories you’d like to share?

Are you mad at church?

Well today was church day, and do I have a lot of thing to say about church. Don’t get me wrong I’m not a preacher or a thumper, but it’s a healthy experience to have in your life once in a while. The church I have been going to is called the fist Baptist church in Pocatello Idaho. Me and my wife have been really digging the message they are trying to portray. Normally when I go to a church it’s a snor fest all the way through! But not this church? The reason why I have been interested, and impelled is there not trying to save you! “No really” the church is giving the message people are not perfect, not even the church. They started a new web site called madatchurch.com, what’s that? “Mad at church”. Most church establishments wouldn’t even go there! But this is really a different and unique message and I like it.

About me edition

Today is my first real blog, “so bare with me”. I figure its imperative my first blog be about, being unemployed and looking for things to do with your time. Obviously most important look for a job, that’s important. Second its important to get outside and get some fresh air, you start to loose your insanity if your trapped inside all day. And Third, don’t get addicted to Cheeseburgers “You will get Fat”.
I’m, sharing this info because I too like cheeseburgers. SO what have I been doing with my time? I’m having a really hard time coming up with a list but a few things are, educating myself with computer and, web design. It’s really not that easy if your Computer illiterate likes me.
Do you need a mechanic? “I’m not that guy” since I move to Idaho three months ago my car and my wife’s car have broke. Normally in good times “ not unemployed” I would take my car to a mechanic right? It got me thinking how many people out there cant afford to fix their vehicles, because there’s simply no money? My answer is being your own mechanic. Why not? Your unemployed? nothing to do? “fix your car”.